Liner Notes: Only A Man Hi Folks, now it is time for talking about a real big, big problem: I never had sex with a black girl No topless squaw licked my wounds No Babushka nursed my aching head and no mermaid rescued me I never had tea with a Chinese girl Or been caressed from an Eskimo one And the problem is: How to explain to my girlfriend that she may understand There’s no problem with our relationship Because I am only a man I am only a man, just only a man I never slept with an Egyptian fairy No Gipsy maid spent tenderness No beauty queen has ever kissed me And no princess changed my life I am not converted by a topless angel And not even one Geisha made love to me You see, there are a lot of things to do, but: How to explain to my girlfriend that she may understand There’s no problem with our relationship Because I am only a man I am only a man, just only a man And I really don’t know about reincarnation and all this fucking stuff… So – how long shell I wait? You can believe me my girlfriend does not look like an Eskimo I don’t know why she does not understand. (That) she’s not a woman of color And thank God that she’s not a mermaid Because I am only a man, just only a man