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Spassmacher Productions

Spassmacher Productions

DJ Chribs: the Fanatic on the Fader, Spassmacher(fun maker, ie. comedian), entertainer.

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Tour Dates

The Spass Sampler Cover
  • The Spass Sampler
  • Hip Hop/Rap, Comedy
  • MC Spassmacher(DJ Chribs)
  • 01/04/2009
  • MC Spassmacher(DJ Chribs) - The Spass Sampler
Liner Notes: Thanks to DJ Killa Kev for the contributions he made on "Chocolate Biscuits" and "Cold Rock This Place". I would also like to thank my girlfriend Lori B. for her love, continuous support and the contributions she made on "Chocolate Biscuits" and "Tough Titty"/"Not Pretty". Thanks to Chad and Billy for the criticism and suggestions they offered. Freebird baby!! I would like to mention my son and daughter, Jonathan and Emily - You are the reason. I love you so much. You ROCK!!! Honor and praise be to the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Stand firm in dedication to Christ, Country and Corps. ALWAYS FAITHFUL ________________________________________ "Cold Rock This Place" Killa Kev the Entertainer a.k.a. K-Stan. Street team cold rollin’ with the one man band. Mixin up the funk , no junk on the stand, but the hand of the man creating his own brand of mix with tricks, in your brain he sticks. No pops or clicks while the fader he flicks. The Beats on time to the rhyme that’s mine. Feelin’ just fine, in line without crime except for stealin’ the show, YO, the Killa’s droppin data so we all can know. So Kick a little Kev, throw it down now Kev, punch a few beats Kev then chill with a bev. Preach and teach on the tables like a Rev. AMEN. Smooth flowing like you’re cruising in a Chev- y Impala come on and holla, earn every dolla, I lead you folla. Yesterday, today and tomorra. King of the cuts he cuts the beat nicely. Ever mixing, matching precisely. Slammin and jammin no holds barred, always on point with his repertoire. Some more snare and bass from the ace. Cold .. Rock ..This .. Place ________________________________________ "Chocolate Biscuits" You are now rocking with DJ Chribs on the ones and twos. Hey DJ, Drop that. Fanatic on the Fader, DJ Chribs Come on Break it on down, with some butter and cheese, crackers and grits, that’ll make you throw fits with Chocolate Biscuits. Chocolate Biscuits Break it on down, with some butter and cheese, crackers and grits, that’ll make you throw fits, eatin’ Chocolate Biscuits. Chocolate Biscuits In the bowl of soul, piping hot not cold . Butter and cheese, never droll on the goal, the cloth unfold and my spoon I hold, 2 AM turn on the radio I’m the host who can boast of the toast with the most. Cinnamon and jam, oh so nice and close. A rebroadcast of Coast to Coast, with Art Bell, not Space Ghost. Biscuits, chocolate biscuits Break it on down, with some butter and cheese, crackers and grits, that’ll make you throw fits with Chocolate Biscuits. Chocolate Biscuits Break it on down, with some butter and cheese, crackers and grits, that’ll make you throw fits with Chocolate Biscuits. Chocolate Biscuits As I rip, quip and trip before I drip, tip and ship. Crackers to dip while the coffee I sip. Waffles with flap jacks now being flipped. Hot sauce on my lip, steak and eggs with zip Biscuits laced with a chocolate grace. Erased any trace of the crepes from my face. All white grits add pace to the chase. It’s Race in the place, so brace for the bass. (Butter and cheese/scratch w/big bass) Break it on down, with some butter and cheese, crackers and grits, that’ll make you throw fits eatin’ Chocolate Biscuits. Chocolate Biscuits Break it on down, with some butter and cheese, crackers and grits, that’ll make you throw fits, eatin’ Chocolate Biscuits. Chocolate Biscuits French toast that I seize, think I’ll try some of these, Apple crisp, brown sugar bagels with cream cheese. Hash browns with chili and sausage please. A little bacon and some sugar mixed in with ease. Hearing the sizzle, chewing on gristle, on my biscuits, a chocolate drizzle Here we go again another win my friend, begin to spin with a chocolate grin. Grits with Triscuits in a basket, finished up and busted out my crash kit. I got the call on the draw, ready for y’all. On the ball, never forestalled, won’t fall or withdrawal. Don’t forget to step tall, club, mall or hall. Guffaw while laying down law without flaw. Open the casket, cut it and scratch it. Making some magic, never tragic. Jonesing for biscuits, chocolate misfits. Eat while I mix it? think I’ll risk it. Biscuits. Chocolate biscuits. Break it on down, with some butter and cheese, crackers and grits, that’ll make you throw fits, eatin’ Chocolate Biscuits. Chocolate Biscuits Break it on down, with some butter and cheese, crackers and grits, that’ll make you throw fits, with Chocolate Biscuits. Chocolate Biscuits DJ Chribs [scratching] CHOCOLATE BISCUITS [long fart sound] ________________________________________ "Tough Titty" Sure is a pity when you get a tough titty. Doesn’t matter if you’re poor or living high in the city. Things will come around, knock you to the ground. So whatcha gonna do when you’re down? Twenty years ago I thought I was in the know, but things happen, well now, that’s how it goes. I joined the corps, but it was only for 4. I was looking for a better life, so I shut the door. Waiting for another one to open I guess. I had ambitions as an artist, but I must confess that God got a hold of me and changed me around then I met a woman who turned my life upside down. Almost 4 years apart I had a boy then a girl. The best things that ever happened in this man’s world. Then my dear of a wife decided she had enough of who I was, the way I acted, it was not off the cuff . She had been changing for a while with the help of her friends got pissed I didn’t change to suit her ends. Moved with my kids a thousand miles a way, from O-H to F-L-O-R-I-D-A. Trying to justify her actions doesn’t make it okay, see - - - Taking my kids away from me. She said you should accept it don’t be silly and rude. Tough titty said the kitty was her attitude. Tough titty Tough titty Tough titty Sure is a pity when you get a tough titty. Doesn’t matter if you’re poor or living high in the city. Things will come around, knock you to the ground. So whatcha gonna do when you’re down? Almost ten years of marriage but it wasn’t for naught, my kids are my greatest blessing, and I love them a lot. I see them when I can, but it sure is hard to be in that situation cold, broken and scarred. But life goes on, now what can I say, trying to make a better living each and every day. I’m blessed with my sisters and brothers in law, who will always be there if ever I fall. Each family member and friend on which I can depend. Always keeping it real to the very end. A few years have now passed since the diss of all disses. Searching for a woman who could be my Mrs. After all the looking around, I finally found a lady who was down has her feet on the ground, profound and the love she has for me is sound. I’ve got goals again, and I feel I can win. Making due until one of many ships come in. Life might be hard and the titty a tough one, it may take a lot of work but don’t give up son. Remember my man, don’t forget to stand Regardless of your brand of Tough titty Tough titty Tough titty Tough tittyyyyyyyyy Tough tittyyyyyyyyy Tough titty yeah yeah Tough titty yeah yeah Tough titty yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Tough titty yeah yeah Now It’s time For a lyrical shout out DJ Chribs known as the Spassmacher, Jonathan and Emily are my first class rockers. My mom, may she rest in peace, she was the K to the A to the T I E. Random Boy and Donna D. The Wise ones Chad and Anna Marie. Kristen and Kat along with Billy D. and my best friend L.L.B. see? Killa Kev the entertainer a.k.a. K-Stan, Jay-ne Ann without an E, the biggest T.J. fan. Every DJ and MC exercising the gift, With Brandon, Victoria and Cliff. Finally the Triple C if you know what I mean. And if you don’t then come see me. Now if you’re living in the USA, but hate it. Get the hell out, you don’t appreciate it. Turn tail and run like a good little kitty. If you don’t like that well Tough Titty. Tough titty yeah yeah Tough titty yeah yeah Tough titty yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Tough titty yeah yeah Tough titty yeah yeah Tough titty yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Sure is a pity when get a tough titty. Doesn’t matter if you’re poor or living high in the city. Things will come around, knock you to the ground. So whatcha gonna do when you’re down? Sure is a pity when get a tough titty. Doesn’t matter if you’re poor or living high in the city. Things will come around, knock you to the ground. So whatcha gonna do when you’re down? Get UP and then GET DOWN!! You GET UP and then GET DOWN!! ________________________________________ "Not Pretty" Sure is a pity when life isn’t pretty. Doesn’t matter if you’re poor or living high in the city. Things will come around, knock you to the ground. So whatcha gonna do when you’re down? Twenty years ago I thought I was in the know, but things happen, well now, that’s how it goes. I joined the corps, but it was only for 4. I was looking for a better life, so I shut the door. Waiting for another one to open I guess. I had ambitions as an artist, but I must confess that God got a hold of me and changed me around then I met a woman who turned my life upside down. Almost 4 years apart I had a boy then a girl. The best things that ever happened in this man’s world. Then my dear of a wife decided she had enough of who I was, the way I acted, it was not off the cuff . She had been changing for a while with the help of her friends and got ticked I didn’t change to suit her ends. Moved with my kids a thousand miles a way, from O-H to F-L-O-R-I-D-A. Trying to justify her actions doesn’t make it okay, see - - - Taking my kids away from me. She said you should accept it don’t be silly and rude. Not pretty was the biddy with her attitude. Not pretty Not pretty Not pretty Sure is a pity when life is not pretty. Doesn’t matter if you’re poor or living high in the city. Things will come around, knock you to the ground. So whatcha gonna do when you’re down? Almost ten years of marriage but it wasn’t for naught, my kids are my greatest blessing, and I love them a lot. I see them when I can, but it sure is hard to be in that situation cold, broken and scarred. But life goes on, now what can I say, trying to make a better living each and every day. I’m blessed with my sisters and brothers in law, who will always be there if ever I fall. Each family member and friend on which I can depend. Always keeping it real to the very end. A few years have now passed since the diss of all disses. Searching for a woman who could be my Mrs. After all the looking around, I finally found a lady who was down has her feet on the ground, profound and the love she has for me is sound. I’ve got goals again, and I feel I can win. Making due until one of many ships come in. Life might be hard, the situation a tough one, it may take a lot of work but don’t give up son. Remember my man, don’t forget to stand Even if your dealt hand is Not pretty Not pretty Not pretty Not prettyyyyyyyyy Not prettyyyyyyyyy Not pretty yeah yeah Not pretty yeah yeah Not pretty yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Not pretty yeah yeah Now, it’s time for a lyrical shout out. DJ Chribs known as the Spassmacher, Jonathan and Emily are my first class rockers. My mom, may she rest in peace, the K to the A to the T I E. The Random Boy and Donna D. The Wise ones Chad and Anna Marie. Kristen and Kat along with Billy D. and my best friend L.L.B. see? Killa Kev the entertainer a.k.a. K-Stan, Jay-ne Ann without an E, the biggest T.J. fan. Every DJ and MC exercising the gift, With Brandon, Victoria and Cliff. Finally the Triple C if you know what I mean. And if you don’t then come and see me. Now if you’re living in the USA, but hate it. Just get on out, you don’t appreciate it. Turn tail and run like a good little kitty. If you don’t like that oh, what a pity! Not pretty yeah yeah Not pretty yeah yeah Not pretty yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Not pretty yeah yeah Not pretty yeah yeah Not pretty yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Sure is a pity when life isn’t pretty. Doesn’t matter if you’re poor or living high in the city. Things will come around, knock you to the ground. So whatcha gonna do when you’re down? Sure is a pity when life isn’t pretty. Doesn’t matter if you’re poor or living high in the city. Things will come around, knock you to the ground. So whatcha gonna do when you’re down? Get UP and then GET DOWN!! You GET UP and then GET DOWN!! ________________________________________ "Cold Rock This Place" written by D.Race and performed by MC Spassmacher/DJ Chribs. Contribution by DJ Killa Kev. Copyright 2008 David Wayne Race, Spassmacher Productions ________________________________________ "Chocolate Biscuits" written by D.Race and performed by MC Spassmacher/DJ Chribs. Contribution by DJ Killa Kev and Lori B. Copyright 2008 David Wayne Race, Spassmacher Productions ________________________________________ "Tough Titty" written by D.Race and performed by MC Spassmacher/DJ Chribs. Contribution by Lori B. Copyright 2008 David Wayne Race, Spassmacher Productions ________________________________________ "Not Pretty" written by D.Race and performed by MC Spassmacher/DJ Chribs. Contribution by Lori B. Copyright 2009 David Wayne Race, Spassmacher Productions
  1. Cold Rock This Place (Killa Kev the Entertainer)...
  2. Chocolate Biscuits
  3. Tough Titty
  4. Not Pretty
Perplexed Cover
  • Perplexed
  • Hip Hop/Rap, Alternative
  • DJ Chribs
  • 01/31/2009
  • DJ Chribs - Perplexed
  1. Perplexed
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